This is a flying human tube

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 07/19/2016 at 06:46 • Filed to: None

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In an hour, I will deposit myself in the flying human tube. It will put me in a small town known as Arizona, where I will enter another flying human toob to put me in the city of Orlando.

I always feel guilty at the TSA checkpoint, which is probably why I’m always extra friendly with the TSA agents.

TheHondaBro > TheHondaBro 07/19/2016 at 06:47

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And I just realized I called Arizona a city. Rather than edit it, I'm going to concede to the fact that I need sleep.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > TheHondaBro 07/19/2016 at 06:54

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Reminds me of Borat:

“I arrived in America’s airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.”

I hope you make great cultural learnings in Florida.

TheHondaBro > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 07/19/2016 at 06:57

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We, as a species, have a lot to learn from Floridians.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > TheHondaBro 07/19/2016 at 07:10

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Almost too much to learn from

TheHondaBro > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 07/19/2016 at 07:13

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I'll be staying in the mildest part of Florida though, where everybody is friendly. Gotta love that small town effect.

f86sabre > TheHondaBro 07/19/2016 at 07:50

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A320?

TheRealBicycleBuck > TheHondaBro 07/19/2016 at 08:31

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To you, the plane is a flying human tube.

To the pilots, you are self-loading cargo.

Dave the car guy , still here > TheHondaBro 07/19/2016 at 08:36

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Inbreeding has that influence on a community.

Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 07/19/2016 at 08:40

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Wwwwwwait. Is that a horse in a monster truck tire?

Dave the car guy , still here > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) 07/19/2016 at 08:47

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From what I can see that’s a yes.

Wacko > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) 07/19/2016 at 09:04

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horse power!!!

Ash78, voting early and often > TheHondaBro 07/19/2016 at 09:41

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There are still a few places in Florida that haven't been infected by the Northeasterners. Find them and cling to them!

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) 07/19/2016 at 09:54

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Probably, yes. It’s Florida after all so no further explanation needed.

TheHondaBro > f86sabre 07/19/2016 at 10:36

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One off.

f86sabre > TheHondaBro 07/19/2016 at 11:00

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19 or 21 then. I can haz math.

TheHondaBro > f86sabre 07/19/2016 at 11:31

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